Need Help Watching The Police

Hi.

We don’t get much TV around here. It hasn’t come to Seattle yet. We all just use our Macs for entertainment. All of us. Seattle. Hip.

Anyway, I’m a fan of The Police. Even more than you. I destroyed “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” in high school as the vocalist of Poetic Justice. I even know to spell The Police with a capital T. And we’re kinda homebound at the moment. Can you see where I’m going with this?

Would one of you be so kind as to record and then illegally upload tonight’s Grammy Awards appearance to YouTube or something?

Thanks. I don’t care about the rest. Just The Police. And maybe Prince. And anyone else you think I need to see. You know me and I trust you.